Tuesday, July 30, 2013
1. CONSTIPATED AND PARANOID
Two people, one bathroom stall. The world is watching.
2. SUNBURNED AND BETRAYED
Two strangers find out they are both having an affair with the same person while marooned on a beach with no sunscreen.
3. SEXY BUT MORBID
A pair of good-looking singles get depressingly drunk at a funeral/the running of the bulls/their 20th college reunion.
4. INCONTINENT AND DELIRIOUS
Two senior citizens/new mothers try LSD.
5. SWEATY AND JUDGMENTAL
Two friends compete in the Tour de France while gossiping about Amanda Bynes.
P.S. Naked and Afraid is a real show!
P.P.S. It goes without saying that I would watch all of these. GET IN MY EYES, NOW.