The Mullet Doesn't Fall Far From the Fright Wig

This is my mom after she scalped Phil Spector and ran amok in an abandoned motel. I think it was the early 70s. Times were simpler then.

Why yes, she DID go to art school. Funny you should ask.

Not too many moms would pose for this photo. Mine did. Hence why she is BADASS.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas out there, but especially to those who let their freak flags fly on the regular.

Not that I know anything about that...

We learned it from watching YOU, Richard Dean Anderson!

The Mullet Doesn't Fall Far From the Fright Wig