Except she said it more nicely. I just translated it into caps lock.
Anyway, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, MOM.
|That off-camera sight he's terrified by isn't ten people singing loudly at him, it's my untweezed-for-two-weeks eyebrows. He sees his future, and woe! For it is bleak and Nair-y.|
|The requisite Abandoning of the Nutritional Standards. He never had a bris or a christening, but frosting is pretty much my family's religion.|
|Like his mother, he loves chocolate. Only in a less adorably racist way.|
|My sister got S. a collapsible tunnel, presumably so that he could perform a dramatic re-enactment of his entrance into the world on his birthday. My cervix is in fact made of rainbow sherbet, so this is very true to life!|