And you guys were all, video or it never happened? (Okay, no one said that.)
I realize in retrospect that I probably should have cast Alison Brie or Shannen Doherty in the title role, and also that I maybe should have washed my hair. But overall, I'm happy with my live-reading debut. I hope you'll watch and share it around the various Internets, and maybe even play a drinking game to it (to get housed, do a shot every time I passionately flare my nostrils).
Have a great weekend!
P.S. To see the Notes to My Future Children that inspired this monologue, go here, here, and here.