- Did you just poop?
- Is that your nose?
- Who has the most delicious tummy?
- Can I eat your feet?
- Where is your nipply ball?*
* I mean... what would you call this?
It's like a Rubik's Cube of Bart Simpson's scalp. But it's not as bad as the crazy little butt plug with the freckles and the dead eyes...
It's a "mushroom." Uh huh. Whatever, Amazon.
Are you sure you didn't just poop?
We had the same ball for our kids and I called it a "nipple ball."
ReplyDeleteYour other "toy"? I ain't touchin' that!
Those are so creepy. Well, the nipply ball isn't creepy, but it reminds me of this spiny-jiggle ball thing that I got for my dog, but when I turned it on (it was supposed to be hard to catch, and therefore entertaining without requiring human interaction), she was TERRIFIED of it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's worse- the "mushroom"'s freckles or its swirly... belly-button?
Amazon should totally hire you to write product descriptions!
ReplyDeleteamazon, just tell it like it is....it's a mushroom...with a nipple on its head. (why do they feel the need to add a happy face, i wonder? isn't a 'permanent nipple' you can carry around in your hand all day good enough?!)
ReplyDeleteThat mushroom IS disturbing. And clearly it's a nipply ball. :)
ReplyDeleteI really shouldn't be reading this post while at work ..... Apparently my laugh isn't as silent as I thought.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that squiggle that the alleged mushroom is sporting?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't but almost spit out my coffee and shat my pants laughing.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've been high on mescaline with Una and she says the exact same things.
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