- Did you just poop?
- Is that your nose?
- Who has the most delicious tummy?
- Can I eat your feet?
- Where is your nipply ball?*
* I mean... what would you call this?
It's like a Rubik's Cube of Bart Simpson's scalp. But it's not as bad as the crazy little butt plug with the freckles and the dead eyes...
It's a "mushroom." Uh huh. Whatever, Amazon.
Are you sure you didn't just poop?