I will be back soon. But in the meantime, enjoy my Very
Only one of us looks good in a hat. Or horizontal stripes. The other two are quietly seething with jealousy.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Wish I Was Here
But I'm not. Instead I am writing far too much information about various in- and out-holes for reputable newspapers, and, in another, less embarrassing, endeavor, struggling to climb the writing equivalent of The Princess Bride's Cliffs of Insanity.
I will be back soon. But in the meantime, enjoy my VerySexy Wholesome Nipple-y Family-y Family™.
Only one of us looks good in a hat. Or horizontal stripes. The other two are quietly seething with jealousy.
I will be back soon. But in the meantime, enjoy my Very
Only one of us looks good in a hat. Or horizontal stripes. The other two are quietly seething with jealousy.
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LOL "Cliffs of insanity" I can relate. BTW I look horrible in stripes of any kind I tend to look like a topographic map of the foothills!
ReplyDeleteFTR a little Curmudgeon is better than none at all!
After two children, I decided that I hadn't lost my tight vagina, I had simply gained a purse.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to your discourse over at The Observer about the ins and outs of holes. No. Really.
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ReplyDeleteyou are fucking hilarious! every time i read your work (the 'got milf?' article, for example), i nearly pee myself with laughter. i share it with my boyfriend, who also laughs himself to the washroom, and then i re-read it for jewels to remember and quote when i'm hanging with my ladyfriends.
thank you from the depths of my heart!! and please do not EVER stop writing! :)
xo
Your faily is really very sexy wholesome :)
ReplyDeleteOops,,I mean..
DeleteYour family is really very sexy wholesome :)
Having a happy family is a great blessings from God! Stay Happy!
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