But I'm not. Instead I am writing far too much information about various in- and out-holes for reputable newspapers, and, in another, less embarrassing, endeavor, struggling to climb the writing equivalent of The Princess Bride's Cliffs of Insanity.
I will be back soon. But in the meantime, enjoy my Very SexyWholesomeNipple-y Family-y Family™.
Only one of us looks good in a hat. Or horizontal stripes. The other two are quietly seething with jealousy.