The Sassy Curmudgeon: I Gave Him My Heart and He Gave Me a Pant. An Elastic-Waist Pant.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I Gave Him My Heart and He Gave Me a Pant. An Elastic-Waist Pant.

I'm feeling really conflicted right now. Don't ask me why or how, but it's 1:16 am and I am 32 years old and I just realized...

LLOYD DOBLER WORE HAREM SWEATPANTS.

I don't know whether to feel like my entire fantasy relationship with him since 1991 has been a lie*, or to be impressed that he was so ahead of his time.

*Next you'll be telling me that my understudy fictional boyfriend, Jake Ryan, actually wore Laura Ashley sweater vests and had a lazy left eye...

SHUT. UP.

3 comments:

Hipstercrite10:19 AM
Una, he needed those to kickbox in!
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Andrea4:35 PM
This does not bode well for my apparent cougaresque fantasy relationship with Lloyd (since I am 42)...Might have to refocus on my St. Elmo's Fire loves!
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The Empress6:46 PM
I...I..

I didn't want to be the one to tell you.

xo
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