Anyway. Before I fell ill, my mom gave us this DVD called "Amazing Talents of the Newborn." It's about how babies can mimic your facial expressions, crawl down to their mother's breast to feed, handle a power drill with surprising accuracy, etc. But having observed Baby S. for 17 days now, I decided to start my own list.
1.The innate Black Power salute:
|He also does a "Heil Hitler," but it's not as cute.|
3. The Spidey sense to wake up screaming precisely 30 seconds after you finally fall asleep.
4. Stealing second base:
5. Accessorizing on a budget:
More to come as soon as I recover. And please let me know if you have any specific questions you want me to answer on the blog about the birth or first few weeks. I've been understandably distracted (mostly with scrotal cleaning--that shit is no joke).