1. Julianna Margulies Is Gorgeous, So Why Is She Dressed Like A Decorative Floor Lamp Inspired By Crystal Barbie?
|On the upside, the bodice really makes me want to play Mancala.|
|Dude on the left: TAKE OFF YOUR FEDORA. You are indoors, and you are not Wyclef.|
|Paz also needs to cut her hair before it gets to third base.|
*I blame this on the fact that not long after he broke up with me, my first real boyfriend gave me "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing" for my birthday, and therefore I now equate nimble typing with heartbreak. That, or I am just really lazy.