Jeff (to fetus): What do you think?
Me: About what?
Jeff: About... everything.
Me: But he doesn't know anything yet. All he knows is the darkness that surrounds him, and occasional glimpses of his penis.
Jeff: Then he knows all there is to know about being a man.
amen, jeff.
ReplyDeleteAdvice to live by : Always know where your penis is.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I love it. Secondly, if you want to stop guessing about the poking, go to Spinning Babies (.com) and they'll tell you how to figure out how the baby is positioned - big fun :-)
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ReplyDeletecute :D
ReplyDeleteSo true. So very, very true.
ReplyDeleteyou need to tell your fetus that life will never be better than it is right now...someone feeding you, warm, dark...no demands...no worries.
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ReplyDeleteHope you're holding up ok in this heat.
profound! I like it! ;0D
ReplyDeleteYou and your husband are hilarious. Seriously, I'd love to just go have a drink with the two of you! Not *now*, obviously, but you get the idea...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Sounds like something my husband would say.
ReplyDeleteNice. I'll be honest, my first thought when I saw the first word in your scene description was not "abed" but "Abed", as in the character on the show Community. Now don't you wish he was there, too?
ReplyDeleteLove it. :) I linked this over at Kate's Library in my Friday Five.
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