Friday, July 29, 2011

Pregnancy-Related Band Names, by Jeff

I love my husband so, so much. An email I just received:
Subject: Great pregnancy-related band names
This is all I’ve thought about all morning for some reason.
If only I had talent.
New Age: Bag of Waters
Metal: Colostrum
Gangster Rap: Linea Negra (racist???)
Punk: Nipple Confusion
Blues Rock: Witches Milk
I like "Bag of Waters" (which is a kind of creepy-sounding name for the amniotic sac*); I can picture Jeff with long Sonny Bono hair and a zither.

*P.S. Jazz: Amniotic Sax. Your turn!
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23 comments :

  1. Alternative: Cesarean Section

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  2. Bluegrass: Up Country

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  3. Alternapop: Round Ligament Pain

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  4. Providential1:40 PM

    Surf Rock: Breach Boys

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  5. Swing: E P Z otomies

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  6. Indie Girl Band: Perineal Massage

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  7. I forgot about soul: Braxton Hicks and the Contractions!

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  8. Placental Abruption

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  9. New Wave: Dilated Cervix or Dilation
    Metal: After Birth
    Alternative: Umbilical Chords
    Death Metal: Bloody Show
    Punk: The Breech Babies or Complete Breech
    Punk: Ruptured Membrane


    Okay, grossing myself out here, done.

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  10. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Doo Wop: The Contractions

    @GogoGowanus

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  11. Another punk name: Botched Episiotomy

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  12. Trance: Sonogramophonics

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  13. Brilliant. We have to start a band, you guys. I call triangle!

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  14. Groups in the touring blues festival:
    Two Minutes Apart, Bearing Down, Don't Push, and the final act: Crowning backed by the Apgars.

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  15. Anonymous11:13 PM

    Folk: The Kegels

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  16. Sister Zoe11:33 PM

    Jeff, you are too good at this. I call tambourine! (Clearly Una and I have mad skills)

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  17. These & The Comments have been fantastic!

    Soul: The Pitocin Drips
    Soul: Double Dee and the Lactations
    Metal: Lochia
    Rock: Postpartum
    Punk: Cervical Effacement
    Orchestral: The Bradley Method

    Mexican Mariachi Band: La Leche League - I call the Maracas!

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  18. Emo: 5% effaced
    Metal: Lochia
    Doo Wop: The doulas
    Alternative: The Pitocin Project

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  19. Awesome. In case you (and Jeff) haven't already seen this:
    http://www.howtobeadad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/universal-father-birth-reaction-assessment-tool.jpg

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  20. I'm going to steal one of those names for my air guitar band.

    Country: Ten Gallon Stomach

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  21. Cover Band: Vernix
    Metal: Maconium Obstruction

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  22. Electronic: Ultra Sound. (I know. Too easy.)

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