Subject: Great pregnancy-related band names
This is all I’ve thought about all morning for some reason.
If only I had talent.
New Age: Bag of Waters
Metal: Colostrum
Gangster Rap: Linea Negra (racist???)
Punk: Nipple Confusion
Blues Rock: Witches MilkI like "Bag of Waters" (which is a kind of creepy-sounding name for the amniotic sac*); I can picture Jeff with long Sonny Bono hair and a zither.
*P.S. Jazz: Amniotic Sax. Your turn!
Alternative: Cesarean Section
ReplyDeleteBluegrass: Up Country
ReplyDeleteAlternapop: Round Ligament Pain
ReplyDeleteSurf Rock: Breach Boys
ReplyDeleteSwing: E P Z otomies
ReplyDeleteIndie Girl Band: Perineal Massage
ReplyDeleteI forgot about soul: Braxton Hicks and the Contractions!
ReplyDeletePlacental Abruption
ReplyDeleteNew Wave: Dilated Cervix or Dilation
ReplyDeleteMetal: After Birth
Alternative: Umbilical Chords
Death Metal: Bloody Show
Punk: The Breech Babies or Complete Breech
Punk: Ruptured Membrane
Okay, grossing myself out here, done.
Doo Wop: The Contractions
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Another punk name: Botched Episiotomy
ReplyDeleteTrance: Sonogramophonics
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. We have to start a band, you guys. I call triangle!
ReplyDeleteGroups in the touring blues festival:
ReplyDeleteTwo Minutes Apart, Bearing Down, Don't Push, and the final act: Crowning backed by the Apgars.
Mucus Plug
ReplyDeleteFolk: The Kegels
ReplyDeleteJeff, you are too good at this. I call tambourine! (Clearly Una and I have mad skills)
ReplyDeleteThese & The Comments have been fantastic!
ReplyDeleteSoul: The Pitocin Drips
Soul: Double Dee and the Lactations
Metal: Lochia
Rock: Postpartum
Punk: Cervical Effacement
Orchestral: The Bradley Method
Mexican Mariachi Band: La Leche League - I call the Maracas!
Emo: 5% effaced
ReplyDeleteMetal: Lochia
Doo Wop: The doulas
Alternative: The Pitocin Project
Awesome. In case you (and Jeff) haven't already seen this:
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I'm going to steal one of those names for my air guitar band.
ReplyDeleteCountry: Ten Gallon Stomach
Cover Band: Vernix
ReplyDeleteMetal: Maconium Obstruction
Electronic: Ultra Sound. (I know. Too easy.)
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