Zoe: This morning I walked outside to see a man pooping on 21st Street. He picked it up and threw it away, though... sooo that's good?
Me: Oh my God. But yeah, I guess that's as clean as you can be in that scenario. Why not just shit into a bag though?
Zoe: Word. I'll suggest that the next time I see it.


Your sister walks through some crazy neighborhoods...
ReplyDeleteat least he cleaned up after himself, most people don't even clean up after their dogs.
ReplyDeleteI always laugh at the smug look dogs have when their owners are picking up their poop. Maybe he is schizophrenic. Did he give himself a smug look?
ReplyDeleteWhere the heck is your sister living? Seriously! loll
ReplyDeleteI love the "word" response! HAAAAAAAAA
Picked it up with what though? Is he now leaving a nasty fingerprint trail down the rest of the street?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to hope it was the same guy who was drunk and yelling about having to poop last time. The idea that Zoe has run into two different poopers in a month would be too much.
ReplyDeleteReally. And I work with crazy everyday.