IT WAS A JOKE, but sadly, it has become reality (why couldn't this have come true, universe?) Also, how exactly are these different from the circa-1989 acid-washed, elastic-waisted jeans me and my fellow elementary school classmates wore so proudly, envying the way they bunched attractively around each other's hips and ankles?
I hate you, fashion. I really hate you.
And not in the subtextual, When Harry Met Sally way.
Oh GOD! I vote anyone who willingly pays $195 for those horrid things be named and shamed!
ReplyDeleteAlright, enough already. This is just too much! Why can't the clothing industry just let clothing be itself? Jeans need to stop bullying and pushing their agenda onto other garb. What's next, the jarong? The jari?
ReplyDeleteThose are super-not-cute. For $195, I can buy at least two pairs of jeans and four pairs of super-cute sweatpants/yoga pants.
ReplyDeleteThis is fashion fringe, surely.
ReplyDeleteSo when my in-laws were telling me about this, I thought they were just being dry. But now I see... they weren't being dry at all.
ReplyDeleteYeah, well. After the jean diapers, what did you expect??
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know we'll have junderwear, joxer-briefs and jaziers (braziers with that sexy denim-esque fabric!).
Good grief...
Sylish..... couch potatoes.... Finally, something to cater to my lazy-day fashion desires. All you other couch potatoes are gonna be so jealous.
ReplyDeletehmm there really are no words. jean is taking over the world isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYikes. Just yikes.
ReplyDeleteWow, between these and mens' one-pieces, this decade is really putting the Friends era to shame in terms of fashion nadirs.
ReplyDeleteThat sitcom idea is still one of the best ideas for anything that I've ever heard.
jeans should be jeans. i'm offended by this on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteALSO. i did have a denim-esque bra in the mid-90s. i think. i did a lot of drugs. i'm pretty sure i had one. i know i had a plaid flannel one. seriously.
Listen, have you seen the bikini jeans?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sannas.jp/main/en/pants-jeans/bikini-pants.html
Horrifying.
If I ever see anyone in these, I am going to axe kick them.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome society.
Pricey pair of Mom Jeans if you asked me! (Knowing you didn't :) My budget for jeans is far less than those babies.
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