Me: It’s weird, when I used to think about having a baby, I never thought about sharing it with someone else.
Jeff: (immediately) I get the top half.
Me: No, that’s not what I meant. I just never imagined being able to relinquish control to another—
Jeff: OK, I get the front half.
Me: Stop it, we are not dividing the baby. I’m talking conceptually.
Jeff: Fine, I get the head and extremities. You can have the torso.