Exhibit A: My bridal shower ribbon hat!
Exhibit B: The business card of one of the two (!) strippers my sister hired for my bachelorette party!
|Yes, that's his real name. Yes, that's his real hair. Only one way to find out if that number's still valid!|
Exhibit C: My college ID card! (photo taken senior year of high school at a passport studio... and you know my track record with those)
|Jeff literally recoiled when I showed him this.|
And now for a poll: What should I trash? What should I keep? And what was an exotic dancer doing with an AOL account in 2007?