Friday, May 20, 2011

Whoring Myself Out On The Internet, Part Infinity

And now for those links I promised you this morning when we were having coffee and talking about glitter penises.

First, I'm over at Aiming Low writing yet again about a body part below the belt. My feet!

I totally just saved my mom and dad's lives, because the third time your daughter writes about her see you next Tuesday on the internet is the charm for a massive coronary. From what I've heard.

Next: someone found me interesting enough to interview. I KNOW. Allison from the hilarious blog Fucked in Park Slope (not literal; safe for work--you are welcome again, parents) chose ME as a "Profile in Courage." Courage, in this instance, means talking about men's sandals and the perils of pooping in a birthing tub. It's all relative, but still, if you're a soldier in Afghanistan you probably should not read this.

Have a great weekend, everyone. If the world ends tomorrow, this will be my final blog post, so I'd just like to say... Shit. I do not have a speech prepared. Be excellent to each other? See you in hell, maybe? I'll bring the Cuervo, you bring the limes. XOXO, Gossip Girl.


  1. I knew that was you!

  2. Anonymous2:38 PM

    I just got a raise today, first in three years. I think my boss has insider knowledge of this rapture thingy....If its true, Ill bring the salt!

  3. Perils of pooping in the birthing tub? I. AM. SO. THERE. Even though I neither used a birthing tub nor pooped during childbirth!

  4. I loved that interview! Laughed out loud more than a few times.


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