Monday, May 9, 2011

Scenes From a Marriage: Fetal Eavesdropping

Jeff puts his ear against my stomach.

Me: What do you hear?

Jeff: Shhh.

Me: Zeppelin?

Jeff:I smell incense. And he's saying something, too...

Me: "Mom, get out of my room!"

Jeff: I think he's masturbating.

We're going to be awesome parents.


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  2. Don't forget to knock first.

  3. Nice article, thanks for the information.

  4. Have you been swallowing joints, incense, and porn again?

  5. No, no, not your son, must be that kid down the block he's been hanging out with.

    P.S. Did you see the Rosie Pope skit on Saturday Night Live?

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  7. No, he's just holding it for a friend, really! Jeez!

  8. Anonymous12:22 AM

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