I cannot get enough of this ad. I crack up every time I see it.
If you're a man, I guess, it's supposed to say, "Come fuck me in this public bathroom, quick, and then buy your girlfriend expensive jeans."
But if you're a woman, it mostly says, "Excuse me, hag, but I'm peeing in here. Topless. While she watches. There is a Denny's next door if you need to relieve yourself."