Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Calvins... Except For My Sink Urine

I cannot get enough of this ad. I crack up every time I see it.


If you're a man, I guess, it's supposed to say, "Come fuck me in this public bathroom, quick, and then buy your girlfriend expensive jeans."

But if you're a woman, it mostly says, "Excuse me, hag, but I'm peeing in here. Topless. While she watches. There is a Denny's next door if you need to relieve yourself."
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15 comments :

  1. Wait, do women normally pee in the sink?

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  2. This is hilarious.

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  3. i've never peed in a sink. although i have been topless in a public restroom.

    ahem.

    also, those gals are awfully skinny. they look like the need to visit the denny's next door.

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  4. Those twigs look sick. I mean dirty and sick. I don't want whatever they're selling.

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  5. Someone needs to tell their mothers on them. Really! Kids today.

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  6. I think the ones that need to go to Denny's and order one of everything on the menu are these girls. Good GOD!

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  7. If I walked in on this, you'd hear crickets chirping.

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  8. I think it says "Please tell me you can count my ribs from the back, Bi*ch."

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  9. ya that's messed up.

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  10. Strangely, it also says "FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEE!"

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  11. Clearly, I am not the intended demographic.

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  12. The clothed one has funky toes. They both give serious bitchface.

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  13. I actually have seen chicks sitting in sinks to put on their eyeliner in the mirror.

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  14. Lou_Briccant10:41 PM

    I think it says "See? We don't eat those Double Down sandwiches that Raylene seems so fond of."

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  15. At the same time, it's KIND of glamorous. No?

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