I told myself that I would not turn into the woman who posts her ultrasound photos on the Internet. And yet...
Here you are. And I'm completely smitten.
(Even though it looks like you have no arms.)
(Not that there's anything wrong with that. I would still totally adore you.)
(And, I mean, look at Lieutenant Dan, from Forrest Gump. He did okay.)
(Wait, nevermind, he was missing legs. Plus, he was kind of a dick.)
(But you get my point.)