Thursday, May 5, 2011

Cinco de Babe-O

Today, assuming our fetus is an exhibitionist like its mother, we'll find out if we have to start saving for her wedding or for the bail we'll have to post when he tries to shoot himself out of a cannon while trespassing on private property. Stay tuned. And feel free to place bets. The prize is the smug feeling you'll have knowing you correctly identified a baby's genitalia without even looking. Which is priceless, really.
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20 comments :

  1. As long as she/he has a unibrow, I will be happy.

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  2. Have fun! I'm doing the same thing today!

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  3. I will also be hoping my baby is an exhibitionist this afternoon. Have fun! I've found all the men around me are guessing it's a boy and all the women are guessing it's a girl.

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  4. i guess girl.... but either way, Gabe will be happy to have a little cousin!

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  5. totally a boy. all my friends have been having boys (and being surprised by it!), so my money's on a government conspiracy against women. heh.

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  6. I'm rooting for BOY. Boys rule!

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  7. It's a boy! (You should have created a poll!)

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  8. you never know...you might need bail money for your girl!

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  9. Ohhh how exciting!!! I wanted you to know that I read your recap of Pregnant in Heels even though I do not watch the show and pregnancy in general scares the crap out of me. :)

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  10. i think it's a puppy.

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  11. I'm so excited for you! Your mother had two girls and that kiddy picture of Jeff (with his high white socks) looked like he comes from an all boys family. So..I'll bet boy.

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  12. Hmmmm. Well, they say girls are faster swimmers, but you've made it clear you're not very athletic, but then again, you're alive so at some point YOU were the fastest swimmer, therefore....oh fuck it. It's gotta be one or the other.

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  13. I vote it's a baby. Ooh... I hope I'm right... I really want to win.

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  14. Boy! With an adorable unibrow! The challenge that you'll have later in life is not big wedding or bail? It will be, to pluck or not to pluck?

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  15. Girl. Unibrow, and I'm betting, because she's super special already, she's got a Blossom hat on in there.

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  16. ...there could be three, or four, or five! (surprise surprise, curmidget surprise!)

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