Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Pregnant in Chucks

So I'm recapping Pregnant in Heels for HuffPo. It's a low point, even for me, but it's brainless, bitchy fun, and at least I know I won't get hurt in the end [sob--Mondo!--sob].

I don't expect you to read it, or care, but I have had a hell of a day, working from 9-8 (9-11 if you count ragging on entitled, fertile couples from the comfort of my pajama pants as "working"), and tomorrow is my birthday--which I plan to spend doing as little as possible--so this is the best you're going to get for now. I mean, I basically showed you my tits yesterday, which should tide you over for the week, really.
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  1. So, when you say you showed your "tits" yesterday, which picture are you referring to? 'Cos I don't see them.

    And trust me, I'd remember!

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  2. How hilarious. I just watched this episode this morning at the gym (it's where I get my Bravo fix)...and nearly fell off the machine. This show is just gross. But your recap = hilarious.

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  3. dammit I missed yesterday's post - if only there was some way of going back and reading old posts ... but there just isn't, everyone knows you can only read the current post on any given blog.

    I feel so used

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  4. happy birthday!!!!

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  5. Una, don't be negative at all about doing this recap... fuck it - the more the show sucks, the funnier you are! I know you got a weird comment or two on FB and maybe you're letting that stick in your head and you totally shouldn't. I mean, what's so highbrow about a Wine Rack? Yet that was one of your most hilarious posts. I think the shittier and more ridiculous something is, the more awesome material you have to work with... it's built-in ;)

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  6. Love the recap! So funny, and even though we haven't been lucky enough to get this show in the UK yet I feel as if I have just watched (and mocked) the episode myself through your descriptive prowess! Happy Birthday for tomorrow. Hope you get properly spoiled!

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  7. Happy Birthday Gassy Sassy! Make Jeff massage your tootsies!

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  8. I mean but some of the gals on this show you really want to get violent with. Why are you having children and you can't change a diaper? REALLY! It's simple, to some I guess. I haven't caught an episode yet but see the commercials for it and I'm sure one night while I'm bored on my couch flipping through channels all grumpy that nothing is on I'll stumble upon it and cringe!

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  9. Happy Birthday!
    Tom and Lornezo wrote about the next PR casting and my Irish boiled. By the way, thanks for turning me on to them via HuffPo that week you couldn't do PR, j'adore.
    I read that Rosie says her speech is a combination of her Aussie mixed with her husband's Mississippi drawl. I think Rosie's speech sounds and looks like deaf speech. Your recap is great, they were buffoons engaged in buffoonery. The show was both annoying and tragic to me, and the ending left me worried for their offspring. At least at the end of the hoarding shows you get to see that the person has developed some sort of grip on it.

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  10. I? Think Pregnant in Heels is the best trash I've seen in months. And that Rosie Pope bizzle does speak strangely; her lisp is infuriating because it's not always there ...? And she looks a little like Heidi Klum. And the mommies are crazy and make me want to die. Happy birthday.:-)

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  11. ok, i am currently watching this show. why is she impersonating marlee matlin?!

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  12. Claudia3:18 AM

    Happy birthday, Una!

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