Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Look What Jeff Got Me For My Birthday!



Because there's nothing sexier than a pregnant woman with a Shake Weight! YES!

(Instructional video coming soon, obviously.)

(Check out my tough face reflected in the weight! It knows I mean business. And by business I mean monkey business, because any exercise device that simulates an enthusiastic handjob is not getting used solely to tone my guns.)

(Also, I just woke up. Excuse the whole facial area.)
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19 comments :

  1. Have you seen the South Park episode about this? If it starts talking to you....RUN!

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  2. I bought one for myself not long ago. This instructional video is definitely worth a watch=]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmnP7VOyo4

    I can't use mine now without feeling a little dirty!!

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  3. Happy Birthday! You should tell Jeff that really doesn't count as a gift for you, it's more one for himself.

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  4. Happy birthday! Yeah the science behind those shake weights is pretty cool, but since that South Park episode, them's just gonna be associated with smut lol.

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  5. I tired one of those at BB&B and it is nowhere near as easy as they make it look on TV. Happy, happy birthday, mama!

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  6. Happy Birthday! Today is my birthday too! Happy Birthday to us!

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  7. Happy Birthday! Don't overcelebrate with that and spend tomorrow with sore muscles!

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  8. Happy Birthday! However, I think it needs to be said this feels like it is more of a gift for Jeff than for you...if you catch my drift. Wink wink nudge nudge.

    Sorry. I can't help myself sometimes.

    I feel I should add that my word in order to post my comment was 'tramp'. Fitting? Only time will tell...

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  9. I really like the vanity mirror on the ends of the shake weight. it's always nice to watch yourself age while you shake your way to better hand job form.
    happy birthday!

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  10. The south park episode makes the shake weight even more funnier than it already is.

    Happy birthday!

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  11. Happy Birthday! My boyfriend always jokes about how he's going to get me one of these to "help improve my form" as he says...

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  12. I've been fighting it, but I know I'm going to break down and buy this one of these days.

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  13. This is almost as funny as the time one of my good friend's boyfriend got her a breathalyzer for Christmas. She LOVED it.

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  14. I immediately just demanded that my spouse purchase me one of those. Ah-mazing. (This opinion is based, however, upon spoof instructional videos which may have elevated its amazingness)
    Happy Birthday!

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  15. So fierce. I'm not going to ask any questions. I prefer to think you mentioned that you'd like one of these for excercise and Jeff remembered and got it for you as one of your many birthday gifts.

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  16. Whenever this infomercial comes on I wait for the 'SNL' guys to come and say 'IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!' because REALLY who could have thought this was a good idea to invent?! Some horny bastard obviously!

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  17. Happy Birthday, Una! I hope you enjoyed your special day. Last one before motherhood! (Just thought I'd throw that in.)

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  18. Happy Birthday Una!! You are the only blog I follow and find you so funny and interesting. Don't worry about "mommy blogging;" just keep up what you've always done - relaying your life to us through your funny prism, and we will be happy. Hoping this will be your best year yet!

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  19. Anonymous7:02 PM

    You are beautiful. Just love this picture of you.

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