|This photo is from last September, but also happens to perfectly capture Jeff's impromptu nineties love ballad face.|
Jeff, taking off his shoes: Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for. I can't help it. There's nothin' I want more! You know it's true... everything I do... I do it for you.
Me: Oh my God.
Jeff, curling up on the pillow next to me: There's no love like your love. And no other could give more love. There's nowhere, unless you're there. All the time... all the waaaaaay...
Me: I cannot believe you know the lyrics to this song. This is literally the best day of my life.
Jeff, his voice turning into some combination of Cartman and Elmo: I would fight for you! I'd lie for you! Walk the wire for you! I'd die for you! You know it's true... everything I do... I do it for you.
He waits for my swooning to subside, and then...
Jeff: P.S. I also know "A Whole New World," from Aladdin.
Just when you think you know a guy.