Tuesday, March 15, 2011

De-Tag or Not De-Tag...That Is The Question

I got tagged in a photo on Facebook yesterday. Which is normal. Except that when I went to go check it out--you know, to see if I looked awesome or if I needed to do my patented move, which is to wait a few days and then de-tag so that the person who tagged me wouldn't realize how vain I am--I couldn't find myself.


I was all, "I'm not even in this--" OH, WAIT. BUT I AM.


I am like the saddest corner of an Edward Hopper painting.

Also, my friends are cruel.

But you know, that mac and cheese was worth it, so fuck it. Not de-tagging. Enjoy my lusty eating/vomit face, world.
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22 comments :

  1. Yup, your friends are cruel.

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  2. Ok! I'm sorry I tagged you! Jeez!

    You have license to tag me in any crap photo of me ever taken.

    How about chiding your husband, you know, FOR RELEASING THE PHOTO TO THE PUBLIC.

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  3. Good on you for resisting the urge to de-tag. That is the funniest tag subject I think I've seen.. But your friends..well, they are kind of asses for doing that!

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  4. And the person standing over you looks appalled by your lusty eating habits as if she is about to vomit herself.

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  5. Ha! I stopped untagging myself in unflattering pictures. I figure if I look THAT bad in a photo then people have probably seen me looking that way in real life anyway. ALSO, if I stack my profile with unflattering images, then when people see me in real life they will be blown away by my beauty. It's a strategic move.

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  6. You know that something is especially tasty if your tongue comes that far out to get it. Alcohol helps with this too

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  7. LMAO, that's like ALL of my facebook pictures...you are not alone! Though I usually un-tag myself long before anyone else notices.

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  8. Haha! I am vain enough to un-tag myself from any bad pictures. Unless I look so stupid that it's just plain humorous.

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  9. You are most certainly not alone!! I don't ever de-tag myself in these kind of photos because they only make all your other facebook photos ten times better! That's why when this photo* of me was kindly uploaded by my brother after my birthday night out I decided to embrace it, and put it as my profile picture=]

    * http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=374694409891&set=t.515318543&theater

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  10. LMFAO awesome picture. I usually de-tag right away.

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  11. I have a friend who loves to take ridiculous candid photos like this then post them on facebook and tag every single person in them. But this is the same friend that detags any photo of herself that she fines remotely unflattering - it's the hypocrisy that gets me. So I say, detag all you want, as long as you aren't tagging others in similar poses.

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  12. I once tagged a photo of my friend doing her "sexy" dance except it really just looked like she was humping the arm of the couch. It seemed funny when we were all drinking and singing Singstar Karaoke on Xbox.

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  13. The guy wearing specs and doing the leg cross and holding his mac and cheese while watching you eat is priceless...like you're making him too sick to eat his! I'm more worried about the people not noshing...everyone else is pretty much lapping it up but not like you!

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  14. ha! love it. you are a better person than I. I always ALWAYS untag myself.

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  15. That is hysterical! I always untag unflattering photos. Always.

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  16. It is interesting how it looks like you're both vomiting and eating at the same time. I can't really tell which. Nice! Not easy to pull off!

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  17. Yep, cruel friends. Jeff snapped this moment?
    Was it just a coincidence or perfect timing?
    It reminds me of my father's chide, "Bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food".

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  18. I'd be feverishly looking through my files for a photo of that friend so that I could repay the favor.

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  19. I'm so glad you were able to find yourself.

    Were you worried the macaroni might fall from the fork before it came to your mouth?

    Ah ha ha

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  20. Whenever I feel guilty and/or vain for detagging photos, I tell myself I liberated the photo and made it into abstract art.

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  21. This completely made my morning! Oh my gosh.

    If anything, your PASSION in regards to the consumption of that Mac and Cheese should be celebrated and advertised.

    Also, I am in love with the reaction of the girl standing behind you watching you shovel that mac and cheese... of whom you literally took her breath away. And to that Una, P-R-O-P-S! (begin slow clap)

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