Friday, February 4, 2011

Scenes From a Marriage: Ain't Nuthin But An Oral-B Thang

Scene: The bathroom. I am flossing, wearing a fetching get-up of giant fuzzy sweatpants that attract every single stray hair and dust bunny in the house like a pants pied piper of filth, a sports bra, and a wifebeater. I am also wearing my glasses. 

Jeff comes in and sits on the (closed) toilet, gazing up at me. I inspect the products of my floss.

Jeff: Oh, yeah. I feel like I'm in a rap video.

(It's totally business time.)
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15 comments :

  1. I LOVE the Flight of the Conchords!!! Did one of you have business socks on cause if you do, you know what time it is! Hahahaha!

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  2. Wow, breakin' outta the mold too, it's not even Wednesday!

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  3. If the toilet was open and he was pinching a loaf, would it really have been any less sexy?

    No way.

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  4. I have those pants. They're the warmest fleece pants ever, but they are a dog hair magnet, and I feel like some animal hoarder if I try to wear them a second time before washing.

    They're totally my business pants.

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  5. I'm wearing business socks with my jeans right now.

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  6. add a change table and diaper pail (and the faint aroma that comes with both) and you have Tuesdays for me...hot!

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  7. Gee, for the life of me I can't remember why I've stayed single.

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  8. To understand this entry better I read the old entry to business time. Wow, that is just to damn awesome. :D

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  9. "pants pied piper of filth" - what a Brilliant phrase! Would you want attribution if use that?

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  10. So this morning over coffee, my husband (of 20 years)(with this one that is) and I were howling over "Business Time" and remembering things. I'll keep business time to ourselves 'cause we are Seniors and trust me that's business no one wants to know about.

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  11. That fantastic! realy! these website is way better then everything I ever saw.

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  12. ha, now thats funny stuff

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  13. Jeff certainly has a knack for setting the mood for business time.
    I've always felt that a bra wasn't necessary with the fuzzy pants when at home.

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  14. like a pants pied piper of filth

    That was brilliant.

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  15. It would have been most sexy if you smelled what was on the floss.

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