Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Advertising Trends I'm Over: Face Product Bukkake

Hey guys! Who wants a faceload of... "cleansing milk"?

Not okay, Sephora.
Aaaaaand now my keyword searches are going to get so much more interesting.

P.S. DO NOT GOOGLE BUKKAKE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. It is graphic and sexual.
P.P.S. I apologize to any bukkake enthusiasts who've stumbled on this blog by mistake. Do you by any chance also like Bollywood videos about golden showers?
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22 comments :

  1. EW. I just had to google bukkake because I had never heard of it before. Thankfully there's a nice little illustration describing it on wikipedia.

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  2. What in the heck?

    On another note, I LOVE Bollywood videos.

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  3. That is disturbing. Makes you wonder about the people in the advertising agency who thought this was a brilliant idea.

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  4. People like Mary up there restore my faith in humanity... I WISH I had never heard of it before.

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  5. Dear Dr. Nicholas Perricone,

    You are a perv.

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  6. Thanks. I needed a morning laugh.

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  7. I think this ad is soooo important. It is a secret message that moisturizing is extremly important. Use what you have if you cannot afford the really expensive stuff. Just use it! Golden showers are for snake bites and jelly fish stings. I do not suggest using it on your face. Have a great day! And, uh...moisturize twice a day.

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  8. Anonymous11:19 AM

    I saw this in the mall over the weekend, and that is exactly what I said! My boyfriend said I was a perv, but I'm glad we are on the same wave length.

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  9. I just saw this on twitter. What the heck Sephora! Quit being such a slut!

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  10. Might have been marginally better if her mouth had been closed. Dr. Nic must have really big, um, feet.

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  11. I took you advice and didn't Google it.

    Instead I have done what I always do when I need to know something, I emailed my Mum and asked her. Once she replies I'll have a better idea what you are talking about.

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  12. Another sexist ad, should we really be surprised? It's weird because the product is for women to buy, but the ad is geared to men. Guess they went with the American Apparel sales model.

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  13. I'm over that trend too. Thanks for the laugh :)

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  14. I've talked to my Mum but she was a bit cagey about it.

    She said I'd find out when I was grown up and that you are not a lady, and I'm not to read your blog anymore.

    Sorry.

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  15. I totally had to google it. I am not joking -- I just gagged a little. But I'm with you on this one. I have also always hated the milk mustache ads.

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  16. I hope my mom never hears of this bukkake. It will go the way of "Merkin" and "Beard". Not good.

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  17. I always wonder if there is one person at any given company who puts out an article like this who goes, "Hey guys... We cannot do this. We just can't." Then I remember that these articles are all over the place so there can't be a person with the sense to see how bad they are.

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  18. No freakin way are you going to get me to look that up as I'm still reeling from FUPA from yesterday:).

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  19. Aww, my blog is so educational!

    You are welcome, guys.

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  20. All I honestly have to say is: hahahahahahaha. This made my laugh way too loudly and people stared. Whatev.

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  21. I passed this today with one if my girlfriends and I just pointed and said "inappropriate" mid sentence and kept walking. Lol.

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  22. Okay, I grew up in the midwest so I'm very naive. So, what exactly would happen if I asked for this in Sephora?

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