I almost want to present this without comment, except for the following keywords/phrases:
Spanx for your arms
(No really, that is what they're called.)
My final keyword is "quadraboob."
This doesn't even belong in Veronica's Closet, y'all. And Kirstie Alley made some unfortunate style choices on that show.
P.S.: Kristie Lynne and Stated4all, I need to send you your pagan mix CDs! Email me with your addresses!