Scanned in two parts: Too big for the Interwebs!!!
Enlarge to spot the following:
- red spangled pasty!
- Rudolph's nose job!
- Dudley Moore!
- Santa cursing!
- Paris Hilton's death mask!
No, this is not my way of telling you I am pregnant. This was created in 2006, when I slept around with a lot more elves (Keebler--call me!).
But yes, that is a real photograph, and yes, in the real photograph I am flashing Jeff.
There's a name for girls like me in Santa's workshop.
You're such a tease! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteOh dear lord this is so awesome.
ReplyDelete12 Jeffs a-oggling
ReplyDelete11 Dudley’s drinking
10 Santas cursing
9 Rude elfs flashing
8 Christmas tips
7 Elf babies
6 possible fathers
5 nights in Paris………………
Oh...
4 Charlie Browns
3 Fat Snowmen
2 Reindeer noses
And a Sassy in a red pastieeeeeeee
Thanks very much – I’m here all week folks!
Your awesomeness never ceases to amaze me! Will you be my BFF?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I love your advent calendar! Paris Hilton dies of syphillis, who saw this coming? hahah Very merry!
ReplyDeleteThat is truly awesome!! and to think in 2006 the only thing I got from my man was a vacuum for Christmas...damn. LOL! ;0)
ReplyDeleteElfin baby daddies. I think I smell a reality show in the making.
ReplyDeleteBoth your level of creativity and elf-whoredom astound and fill me with jealousy. Well done.
ReplyDeleteHo ho ho.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you always make me lol
ReplyDeleteMean Girls comes to mind... "Boo, you whore!" Love this.
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