Scanned in two parts: Too big for the Interwebs!!!
Enlarge to spot the following:
- red spangled pasty!
- Rudolph's nose job!
- Dudley Moore!
- Santa cursing!
- Paris Hilton's death mask!
No, this is not my way of telling you I am pregnant. This was created in 2006, when I slept around with a lot more elves (Keebler--call me!).
But yes, that is a real photograph, and yes, in the real photograph I am flashing Jeff.
There's a name for girls like me in Santa's workshop.