So here's the deal, people: I'm out of blog post ideas. I've been up late closing the paper and also finishing an article about Kevin Bacon, and a girl can only write so many pork product- and Footloose-related puns before she burns out.
So help me with this one, pretty please? It'll be fun! And then we can read it back to each other and snarf our thermos-fuls of Sprite and do each other's hair while we play M.A.S.H. and watch Willow*.
*Okay, now I'm actually really sad that we can't do this. Madmartigan was hawt.
Anyway. Here goes.
"SCENE FROM A __type of relationship__"
Scene: ______day of week___________. Jeff and I are in the _________room in house______. I have on _____ridiculous/pathetic item of clothing or unsavory acne-fighting product_______.
Me: ________inane question___________?
Jeff: _____bemused retort_____________.
Me: Whatever, Martha. You’re just __adjective____.
Jeff: _____sounds like the teachers from Peanuts_______.
Me: Twat? I’m sorry, I cunt hear you. I think I have an ear infucktion.
Jeff: ____line that’s funny but not as funny as me because I AM THE STAR OF THIS BLOG____.
Me: ___last word, preferably involving reference to the Jersey Shore and/or a Little Debbie brand snack cake__.