So Willow Smith, the progeny of Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, whips her hair in a catchy new single, the video for which recalls Pearl Jam's Jeremy, had he used his weave to splatter paint on his classmates instead of dousing them in his own blood.
I also whip my hair. I have really long, wavy/curly locks that tend to lie flat against my scalp unless I engage in a morning ritual involving a mosh pit-like snapping of my neck.
I bet Willow Smith never whacked her head against her bathroom cabinet door, though.
I should totally call in sick.