Sunday, October 3, 2010

Texts From My Sister: Cabbies Do It With The Meter Running

OMG my cab driver is telling me how in Egypt he was a sugar daddy but now since he moved to NY he has erectile dysfunction. He wrote his phone number on the back of the receipt. Def gonna call...

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  1. He sounds like a catch...

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  2. i'd call asap. mmmmm.

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  3. Ummmm...and now she's his viagra? Ewww just ewww!

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  4. A cabbie with a limp noodle sounds like a prize catch. If he doesn't call you right back just give him a couple of days. I'm sure he has the ladies lined up around the block!

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com

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  5. Unbelievable! I once had a cabbie who was driving me to the emergency room tell me that my ridiculous kidney stone which had to be broken up with ultrasound was probably just menstrual pains. True story.

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  6. Hee. Fab! At a summer party after high school (lo so many years ago) a guy wanted me to sleep with him, and his final oft repeated plea when I begged off saying I had to leave was," But it will only take five minutes!"

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