Hey everyone, it's almost the most wonderful time of the year (a.k.a Christmas, one special morning for Christians and/or pagans--or Hannukah, eight special/historically frightening nights for Jews--or Kwanzaa, seven special days for Africans, as I sang about in my racist glee club). Last year I did a gift guide of things I made fun of, but this year I'm only posting things I secretly want.
Like a mini felt version of Jeff Bridges from The Big Lebowski:
This felt Dude abides... on the finger of your choice!
I'm pretty sure his left hand is supposed to be a bowling ball, but I will also accept: Black Power fist.
Now I all I need is a pipe cleaner Walter Sobchak...