Friday, October 1, 2010
"Okay, but watch out. I just put some crap on my face, so it might taste bad if you lick it."*
--Me, to Jeff, upon initiation of marital congress
HE'S SO LUCKY, YOU GUYS.
P.S. The "crap" in question is Bliss Peelin' Groovy serum. It's like viscous nail polish remover and looks like SNL's Crystal Gravy but it does wonders for my fine lines!
*Update, because apparently this is confusing for people (don't read this, Mom or Dad): Jeff does not make a point of licking my face during sex. However, I find that it's difficult not to have your tongue touch some area of your partner's face and/or neck at some point. Hence my warning.