Friday, October 1, 2010

I'm Too Sexy


"Okay, but watch out. I just put some crap on my face, so it might taste bad if you lick it."*
--Me, to Jeff, upon initiation of marital congress

HE'S SO LUCKY, YOU GUYS.

P.S. The "crap" in question is Bliss Peelin' Groovy serum. It's like viscous nail polish remover and looks like SNL's Crystal Gravy but it does wonders for my fine lines!

*Update, because apparently this is confusing for people (don't read this, Mom or Dad): Jeff does not make a point of licking my face during sex. However, I find that it's difficult not to have your tongue touch some area of your partner's face and/or neck at some point. Hence my warning.
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16 comments :

  1. i need a cigarette after seeing this picture.

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  2. Ha! It was taken at my birthday party. We were fully clothed from the waist down, I PROMISE.

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  3. Ahhh. The romance.

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  4. So...is face-licking part of his regular sexual repertoire? Interesting...

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  5. @TB -- No, but it's hard to avoid having your tongue touch your partners face/neck at ALL. At least in my experience.

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  6. *meaow* to this picture. Very very schmexy! :) LOVE how he's looking at you.

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  7. '...We were fully clothed from the waist down, I PROMISE."

    So, does this mean you walked around topless at your party?

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  8. Face licking grosses me out. Who wants their chin to smell like someone else's spit mixed with crystal gravy?

    I'm dating a bad kisser.
    Murphy's Law.
    Grrrrr.

    It could be worse. Not sure how though.

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  9. Hahahaha! He IS so lucky! Ick! When, errr, I mean if, it happens on accident (Binderclips (my hubs) tries to lick my face) I tell him I can't help it if he gets hurt in the process. Because I'm with Recessionista Du Jour - it totally grosses me out. ;)

    Sure, clothed from the waist down. I'm sure that was the case. Oh wait, is it opposite day?

    Love the "mood" lighting! :D

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  10. does jeff make a practice of licking your face?

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  11. Jeff's lucky? Sounds like both of you are lucky to me.

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  12. My cat won't stop licking my face if I put on my moisturizer before bed. It's sweet at first, but that sandpapery tongue is just too much. Perhaps a little Bliss Peelin' Groovy would get him to stop!

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  13. And that is the difference between marital and pre-marital congress.

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  14. "My cat won't stop licking my face if I put on my moisturizer before bed."

    ^ My first reaction about that was recalling;

    "I find that it's difficult not to have your tongue touch some area of your partner's face and/or neck at some point."

    I'm so, so sorry.

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  15. Nice SNL reference to Crystal Gravy. It also reminds me of a really old parodie that Bill Murray did about Lake Erie bottled water. Except I am sure your facial treatment doesn't contain bottle caps.

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  16. So I guess Bliss Peelin' Groovy serum does wonders for HIS fine lines too eh? Bliss Co. has an exemplary marketing candidate with you Ms. Sassy...it's fine line diminishing with perks and benefits! Nudge nudge. You're changing the face of wrinkle treatment and bedside manners! Wink wink.

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