Thursday, August 12, 2010
Oh, see. Oh, see Jane. Funny, funny Jane.
Run, Jane, run.
Oh, wait. You can’t. Locked in room with uncle’s ghost.
(This was going to make me millions, like that guy who rode Pride and Prejudice Zombies all the way to the bank.)
Go, go, go. Go to school. Oh see, see Jane at school.
Uh-oh! Typhus epidemic.
(But it turns out I didn't actually read Jane Eyre, so I know dick about Jane. It also turns out that the SparkNotes are really confusing. What happens to a dream deferred again? Does it explode? Or does it stop blogging and watch Top Chef on Hulu?)