Summer TV also has WipeOut, though, so by that logic I should also have to complete an obstacle course full of giant balls. I'm not sure how far I'll get with that, seeing as I only have access to three balls -- my inflatable fitness orb and Jeff's two -- but I will be making a fool out of myself in the very near future -- The Wine Rack has arrived in the mail!
While I figure out how to wear it without drenching myself in Zinfandel, please enjoy this post from August 1, 2007, in which my inner Eloise gets the best of me during a blood sugar dip. At the time, I worked for a fashion magazine which kept a closet of ever-rotating designer clothes and accessories.
When 3 pm rolls around, some people's blood sugar gets low, so they eat a granola bar. I prefer to wander around seeing how I can best amuse myself. Sometimes I find someone who's willing to give me a cookie, and sometimes I make myself useful sorting the mail. Most of the time, though, I play with the fabulous props contained within The Fashion Closet.
Today's question: Metallic, shoulder-length gloves: What are they good for?
They are not good for typing on a computer ...
They are not good for using Post-Its ...
They are not good for dialing phones ...
They are okay for talking on the phone, but add nothing to the experience.
"Hello, I am on a very important and fashionable call!"
Finally, a breakthrough! The gloves are good for ...
... posing in the bathroom! Success! I guess that's what they're for (minus the bathroom).
Tomorrow, maybe I should just have a granola bar.