Friday, July 16, 2010

TGI...WTF? Rack 'Em Up

A photo essay of lust, thirst, Facebook status updates, and unbridled consumerism:


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24 comments :

  1. By far the highlight of my weekend. Nothing else needs to happen now.

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  2. Oh dear Lord, this is what you bought??? Be careful about wearing it out in the heat, or you'll end up with a bra-full of vinegar instead of pinot.

    Since this is for research purposes, I expect to see an article based on your experience with it soon! The big question is: how do you discreetly pull a straw out of your armpit?

    p.s. They should pay you for advertising this thing.

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  3. I had to laugh at the model's sad face in the "before" photo: "Look, I'm so flat. Isn't it soul-crushing?"

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  4. Please blog about said research.

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  5. Is it low brow of me to want to fill this with Arbour Mist? Or Grape Vodka and Sprite?

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  6. @Adria: Nice! Now go have a cocktail.

    @TB: I couldn't resist. Not only will I have blog fodder, but it could prove very useful for movies, car trips (passenger only, obvs) or drunken marathons!

    @Jen: I KNOW. Also: why is it advertised as a "Funny drinking bladder apparatus"? Where does my bladder figure in? Is this repurposed catheter? If so, it better be brand spanking new.

    @Gini: That's about 90% of my reason for buying it.

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  7. @Penny Lane: Not at all low brow. In fact, this deserves only the most ghetto of cocktails. Grape vodka and Sprite sounds delicious, by the way -- I'll have to try it.

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  8. Now I know what the sailors in your "Tits Ahoy" post were so excited about.

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  9. Can't wait to see those pictures. I think you should fill your rack with "Strip and go naked" (vodka, cheap beer and lemonade)

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  10. Oh mah Gah! LMAO. This should win an award for invention of the year. LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT. I must order one.

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  11. If only I had known sooner. I've been thinking of clever ways to smuggle booze into the Ottawa Bluesfest, and I could have used my wife.

    That is too funny; thanks for the Friday laugh!

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  12. Good to know I'll have one of these to work to my advantage by the time I'm partying in college!
    Definitely take before/after/post-after pictures with it and post them!

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  13. I had a bit of a shock when I first read your post. I saw the headline 'drinking bladder apparatus' and thought for a moment that she was drinking her own urine.

    Luckily I have recovered fully from that episode, and now understand what the product does.

    It would be perfect for sports hooligans. They could smuggle alcohol into games, get drunka nd beat up other supporters (typical UK pastime!)

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  14. i have a couples shower tomorrow, and i am so bummed that i don't have one of these for the occasion. cause while i am sure it is going to be a good time, it would have been better if i was getting blitzed off my big boob bags!

    update after the first outing please!

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  15. That thing is crazy! Have fun with it-- it's like a sexy version of the beer hat.

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  16. i love the model's 'i'm sad that i have small boobs that are not encased in a wine-filled brassiere' face.

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  17. That is freakin' fantastic! Football games are about to get way more entertaining!

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  18. You know you're an alcoholic when...

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  19. Ohhh no!! You'd better post pictures of you wearing that contraption!!!

    I'm serious.

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  20. I notice they don't do a large :0( although that perhaps would defeat the purpose of it

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  21. I found this for Jeff, albeit not as flattering as yours

    http://www.thebeerbelly.com/v/vspfiles/V4_Backup/products.asp

    It does have a certain white trash je ne sais quoi,

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  22. Christine3:41 PM

    Thank you for posting this! I go to trivia night with my friends every week but I'm usually pretty useless because most of the questions are sports related. However! Last night was finally my moment to shine because the final question (in the category "novelty gifts") was "What are the two functions of the newly released Wine Rack?" I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the bar to know the answer. Thanks for the great trivia knowledge!

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