Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Scene From A Marriage: Here, Kitty, Kitty

I did not have a good day yesterday.

I was stressed out. I worked late. I came home and caused trouble.

I hemmed and hawed. I bitched and moaned. Nothing Jeff said or did was right. But I took out the brunt of my frustration on inanimate objects.

What I'm saying is, I may or may not have punched the couch.

Jeff started laughing. "You know what you remind me of?" he said.

The only acceptable answer at that point would have been "Salma Hayek after an oxygen facial."

Instead, he pulled up this Onion page:


Eh. He kind of has a point.
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18 comments :

  1. chuckle. clever husband.

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  2. I love that one! I've been thinking about buying my wife the t-shirt for a while now...

    One of my favorite Onion articles of all time is "DMV Reconsidering 'One for the Road' Driver Relaxation Campaign."

    I posted that article on my dorm room door back in '97 and you'd be surprised at how many people thought it was real. (Let it never be said that ALL college kids are smart.)

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  3. I love this! Angry homicidal kitten. I only wish I were that endearing when in that sort of mood. I'm not sure anyone would equate me with a kitten, homicidal or not. Sigh.

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  4. i'm lazy because i wish there was a like button.

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  5. Better to punch a couch than pull a Bobby Knight or Tyra Banks!

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  6. I love that picture! I think we all have angry, hostile days.

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  7. I love that you and your husband make such great humor together.

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  8. That WOULD make an awesome t-shirt :)

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  9. I was slightly disappointed since the title gave me a brief spurt of excitement that you might be blogging about me...and then reality set in. Silly me LOL. I love the scenes from your marriage, they always crack me up.

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  10. On a peaceful walk with my husband last night a kitty ran in front of us and down the alley with a chirping baby bird in its mouth. Im sure it was rushing home to show its owners "look what I got!". Moral of the story: Kitties DO commit murder.

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  11. I will try and remember the couch punching option next time I feel like going all ballistic on some dumb arse customer service idiot that I have to deal with via telephone! Love the kitty photo!

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  12. This was a tonic after a busy and frustrating day. I may or may not have punched the boss. I want one of those t-shirts.

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  13. lol! that's too cute! hope it at least made you smile after such a day!

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  14. i know i look that cute when i'm murderous. of course, i'm always feeling rather murderous, and i'm always super cute.

    http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com/

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  15. This was cute. Made me laugh. Sorry you had a bad day!

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  16. Sounds like Jeff has become an expert at navigating the minefield of your moods. This is the way to sainthood!

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  17. It's like if you hit your head on the cabinet door, and some unspeakable rage comes over you, making you want to beat the stain of that damn piece of wood... That's great that your hubs understands that!

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