For some reason this cracked me up. Couldn't the marketing team have gone with something less violent, like sandpaper? I mean, the literal message of this ad is "Somewhere in between a cloud and barbed wire, there is Angel Soft." I think I'll stick with Charmin.
In related news, sister Zoe sent me an email yesterday:
"I find this commercial offensive. How stupid do they think women are?
Ummmm... it's a rope? No jackass, it is a RHINOCEROS."
Also, this ad is for birth control, FYI. Maybe they should have gone with women fingering an actual pill. "Is it... ecstasy? ...An anal suppository? ... One of A-Rod's testicles?"
Obviously I've missed my calling.