Sassy magazine -- the one that got away, the one that no other magazine will ever live up to, the one I might still fantasize about late at night while I try on my velvet choker from 8th grade and listen to the Reality Bites soundtrack (skipping over the truly cringe-worthy Ethan Hawke song, of course) -- had an amazing page in an early 90s issue called "Dopey Fashion Poses," in which an editor made fun of the stupidest model contortions du jour (my favorite: "Garfield on a car window").
But that was, what, 1993? I think we need an update. Some suggestions:
The Third-World Toilet
The Black Tie Trampoline
The Reluctant Flasher
Send me links to others, if you can find them. Making fun of stupid model poses truly never gets old.