I am not an equestrian. I know that one time I was on a horse I looked totally boss, but the truth is my equine knowledge is basically limited to that play where Harry Potter got naked and the unfortunate erotic book my mother-in-law accidentally purchased a few years ago.
However my lack of ruddy cheeks and jodhpurs did not prevent me from geeking out on My Little Ponies as a child.
This photo was taken circa 1984, my earliest photography effort:
(Eat that, cute little Asian PC girl who can make photo albums even though at age 30 I still can’t figure out how to drag and drop things using a trackpad. I RULE.)
I don't remember what happened to little Princess Vitiligo Butt or whatever her name was. But I always assumed she went to a better place. Which is why this just breaks my heart:
Via The Daily Weird
I guess it's better than Care Bear meat, though--I hear that's really gamey.