Candles are lit, we sing, we serve, we eat. Sometime later, I leave the room.
Five minutes pass.
Jeff is totally going to be in charge of teaching our kids how to spell.
*She said to me, only half joking, "I want to see a picture of the cake on the blog." I don't think this is precisely what she had in mind. But mom, rest assured it was beautiful and delicious (seriously, everyone said so.)
BREAKING UPDATE, SUNDAY, 8:50 PM: I just called my sister to thank her for throwing the party and she dropped the following bomb on me: The anus cake was not a solo effort. "You were a part of that?" I asked. "But I just gave Jeff credit on my blog!"
"And he let you?" Zoe was shocked. "I carried that. He was trying to do it and I stepped in I saved his ass. And then we high-fived."
"I want me a big honkin' piece of Anus Cake" is not something I ever thought I'd say, and yet, here I am. Saying it.
ReplyDeleteI guess it gives a much cleaner definition should someone say "I'd love a piece of that anus". Very cute cake and happy belated birthday.
ReplyDeleteLooks so delicious and pretty.
ReplyDeleteThat is sooooo great! Love kids when they learn to read and spell. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Drum Eatenton, "Nothin' like a good piece of ass!"
ReplyDeleteAnd it was tasty.
Anus cake has always been my favorite. You're a lucky woman :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, of course! I can't think of a more appropriate time to high-five than after making ass-cake.
ReplyDeleteI adore when my boyfriend and my sister are getting into all sorts of hijinks together. Funny, it usually involves similar components such as the snickering over dirty words and the high fiving.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't like is when I am the victim of said hijinks. There is nothing worse than a witnessing a high five occurring at the expense of my dignity.
Brilliant cake and making me hungry!
ReplyDeleteAnus Cake is better than no cake.
ReplyDeleteMmmm... anus cake. Wait... uh...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Anu... Ooooops! Sorry! Una. :)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that anus cupcakes might be good. That might be to much anus for some people. Then some people need smaller servings of anus, plus kids parties are open to you.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Very cool of your Mom to make the cake and of your sister and husband to hijack it. cute!
ReplyDelete"I saved his ass" - Pun intended?
ReplyDeleteI love anus cakes. There's just nothing like a fresh, warm, anus cake with gooey filling!
Anus cake is great, but chocolate anus cake? Priceless.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to spend a belated birthday...gathered 'round the anus cake!
ReplyDeleteHi Sassy! I just wanted to let you know that I am giving you the Happiness Blogger Award....you can go to my blog to read all about it! Hope you are having a lovely day!
ReplyDeletehttp://jmt978.blogspot.com/2010/05/happyness-blog-award.html
sorry this is incredibly unoriginal but that is freakin hilarious! there seems to never be a dull moment with any member of your family.... EVER! =) i love that!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Awesome, simply awesome. hahahah! Happy belated birthday!
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