For real, what is up with Kim Cattrall's face? Did she turn back into a mannequin?
I, however, simply feel that the poster is uncreative. Apparently the girls go to Abu Dhabi (Alternative title idea: Sex and the Desert: Crotches of Sand), which opens up a world of bad puns** and camel jokes!
I couldn't help but wonder... was I thirsting for a different life, or was it just the sunstroke talking?***
Anyway, here, producers, is what I would have done:
(Release the movie on a Wednesday, obvs, for the joke to reach its full potential...)
*In spite of this post and any subsequent mocking, I am still totally seeing this movie.
** $10 says Samantha utters the phrase "Abu do me!"
***Jeff, looking over my shoulder as I wrote this, said "I can't stand the voice-overs. It's like... vapid chick Doogie Howser."