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haha sue simmons using profanity... i guess that's worth a look. But celebrities eating?? lol you're too funny!
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Haha, I watched that Sue Simmons clip this weekend a few times with my brother. It doesn't really get old. No judgement here.
ReplyDeleteYou killed my father, prepare to die!!
ReplyDeleteI should work on typing with an accent ...
"What is dry cleaning?" I'd google that. No judgement here either.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the Tyra jumpsuit gallery. WTH is up with that? I'm super happy for her because she looks like she's lost tons of weight, but I think she could do a better job of showing it off than wearing JUMPSUITS!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know celebrities ate!
ReplyDeletehahaha, omg the sue simmons fbomb. hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMelanie@Unravelled Threads
Hahahahaa *snort* AAAHAHHHA!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you....I recently searched " spitting in evening clothes" for my recent post...seeking a photo to accompany my rant against some ugly behaviour I witnessed courtesy of some boorish louts in dinner jackets.
ReplyDeleteI've done the first two. I've been there, you're not alone.
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you to keep it real...honestly and self-deprecatingly real...
ReplyDeleteLove it!
This made me laugh out loud- and almost spit lemonade onto my computer.
ReplyDeleteI just gave your super duper awesome blog an award!
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HAHA "what is dry cleaning". We need to plastic wrap whomever wrote that
ReplyDeleteYeah, I want to look up dry cleaning now that I saw that.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, I promptly googled 'tyra banks jumpsuit gallery.'
ReplyDeleteMy name is Inigo Montoya! You kill my father, prepare to die!
ReplyDeleteClassic! :)
LOL I love it! There's a site devoted to Google Search and how it does that auto-guess to help you search. My personal favorite auto-guess failure was where someone had typed in "how can I" and the first thing that came up via google's brilliant assumptions was "how can I.. get my sister to sleep with me?"
ReplyDeleteI also love when I know i'm asking a retarded question into google and it's in the auto-search and there are over a million answers to it... i don't feel so alone :) lol
Great post!!! :)
I have the official inigo montoya t-shirt. It has the speech on it, along with his likeness. Yup. Officially the coolest person in town.
ReplyDeleteSadly I think that over half of those would show up in my search history also. Along with "How long can you drink milk past the expiration date?" and "Obscure Family Guy references"
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced that Google is slowing turning everyone into mindless tools, and soon they will implement their plans to take over the world.
Sigh. I can totally beat you. I googled "Dogs fucked the pope." Because my friend wrote that he had googled it on FB. So I was curious. But then I had to stare at "dogs fucked the pope" in my search bar until I closed the window.
ReplyDeleteSo, absolutely no judgment here!
lol .. nice post
ReplyDeleteI don't find these to be shameful at all! I'm sure much more shameful phrases can be found in my search bar...
ReplyDeleteHahahah! This is great. My searches of shame include the following words:
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phempigus
apedness
fapalack
hootler
razycaz
I tend to make up words, however always look them up to make sure I actually did make them up. :D
Haha nice one! I watched a film with dry cleaning in it today. No I'm not as boring as I sound, it was a Coen Brothers' film, 'The Man Who Wasn't There.' Have you ever tried to googlewhack?
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