Sunday, April 11, 2010

Jumping The Gun On My Greatest Hits

Hello from the past! I am posting this on 4/6 so that this blog won't grow cobwebs while I'm off injuring myself kite surfing (my people weren't made for water sports).

Anyway, in case you guys miss me, you can waste time reading my 30 favorite posts (in chronological order):

You Seem To Have A Lot Of Ranting To Do (February 20, 2006)
A Happy Medium (May 19, 2006)
Sleep In Heavenly Peas (December 20, 2006)
It's A Snail! It's A Coma Patient In A Wheelchair! It's...UPS! (January 10, 2007)
The Bad Girlfriend Files: I Will Let You Die For A Chance To Hit The Snooze Button (January 15, 2007)
Encyclopedia LaMarche And The Case Of The Office Poo (January 19, 2007)
Clap If You Believe In Unas (March 2, 2007)
Go Fug Myself (April 11, 2007)
Fun With Crosswords (Part One) (April 30, 2007)
Woman Down (June 25, 2007)
Stigmata? I Don't Even Know Her! (July 30, 2007)
Hey, Mom, Funny Story (August 27, 2007)
Gingerbread Blues (December 5, 2007)
Anatomy of a Wednesday: My Own Personal Dinner With Andre, but not dinner and not with anyone (February 27, 2008)
Barack My (Pretend Lesbian) World (March 28, 2008)
Sobriety Test (May 14, 2008)
Mii Fit (May 23, 2008)
Liveblogging A Marriage (July 20, 2008)
Guys Don't Make Passes At Girls Who Pretend To Wear Glasses (December 1, 2008)
Of Mice And Poorly-Dressed Men (January 23, 2009)
Our Love Has No Freezer Burn (February 14, 2009)
Harem: The Forbidden Pant (March 18, 2009)
Who Thinks I Have A Giant Vagina? (July 29, 2009)
Of Mice And Butts (August 31, 2009)
Sweatpants... A Love Story (December 17, 2009)
It's Time To Play... Jersey Shore Housemate Or Christmas Gift? (December 22, 2009)
Y2K to WTF: Ten Years of Twenties (December 31, 2009)
They Shoot Christmas Trees, Don't They? (January 5, 2010)
Pajama Jeans: There Is a God (February 4, 2010)
When Sassy Learned Sign Language (February 18, 2010)


  1. I cannot fathom HOW this one didn't make it into your greatest list??? It's the funniest thing I have EVER read!!

  2. Dunno if its been said, but Gingerbread Blues is a broken link :(

    Read EVERYTHING else though, and they all made me laugh, whether it be a lol, rofl, chortle, inner smirk/laugh, or what have you.

  3. KITE surfing!!!! I hope it doesn't turn out like all those people you see on Funniest Home Videos!!!
    Lindsey Petersen

  4. I DO miss you, Sassy Curmudgeon!

  5. I have literally just read all of your 30 posts in a row, sounding like a crazed crackhead as I mutter to myself, "Just one more..." Stay sassy, Sassy. (Get it? Like 'Stay classy, San Diego.' It's funny to me now but I'm a little cracked out from all the blog reading...whatever.) And have a wonderful birthday!

  6. Happy Birthday, Una! I hope your day is full of sass (and I mean that in a good way!).

  7. (On the post about the woman's hygiene product) Great Gatsby! Is that a life raft or something? I grew up with my mother and sister and never experienced anything quite like that. I am scarred for life.


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