At the time I was appalled, but now I understand.
Last year, after I... uh... dropped my G1 into a glass of Shiraz, I got a BlackBerry Pearl and now the only toned part of my body is my right thumb. I play in bed, while watching TV, under the table at restaurants while Jeff is in the bathroom. If I really want a challenge I'll play in the backseat of gypsy cabs on the BQE or on the subway, drunk, while listening to distracting music (like "Blinded By The Light"... is he really singing "revved up like a douche"?) I've been known to play until my hand goes all numb and I have to throw my entire body into it to compensate.
This guy takes Brick Breaker way too literally.
Yes, I was also one of those kids who actually jumped while trying to reach coins in Super Mario Bros.
I think I need an intervention. Do they still make that show Colonial House?