Me: Oooh, fancy!
Jeff: Some 17th century, too. Like Don Quixote.
[Jeff takes a book out of its wrapping.]
Me: Ah, The Federalist Papers! In their original paperback form.
Jeff: Yes, bathroom sized!
Me: You shouldn't use your brain that hard when you're... trying to do other things.
Jeff: Yeah, you'll stroke out. [beat] That's how Elvis died.
If only he'd had Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader or a good funnies page!