I'll do my full Oscar fashion rundown this evening (live-blogging last night left me totally spent!), but here's a taste to tide you over.
When I first saw this, I thought: boob roses! They remind me of the Red Queen's roses in Alice in Wonderland (the Disney cartoon; I haven't seen the new one yet). Can't you just see her seethe? "WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES AUREOLA-COLORED?!"
Dude, Charlize, we all know where your boobs are. Well, at least those of us who are not adolescent boys know where they are. The rest might need some help, in which case your dress would serve as a handy guide, but that is neither here nor there nor appropriate.
Also, why are you lookin' all bedroom-eyed in the above photo? You look awful confident for someone sporting chest labia. Maybe those aren't roses at all... is the Pink Panther is feeling you up from behind?
More titillating observations to follow... (Ha! I said 'tit.')