Sunday, February 28, 2010

Palate Cleanser

Because I am dying of shame and cannot let the Buckwheat story be the top post on my blog. What if today is the day that David Sedaris/Clive Owen/President Obama decides to stop by? I NEED TO GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE. Want to come along?


There. Now I feel better.

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19 comments :

  1. You are making me feel like a giant loser with all these blog posts. Slow down, woman! As Jon Lovitz said in Big, "What're you tryin' to do, get us all fired? You gotta pace yourself, slowly, slowly."!

    That said, Romy and Michelle is one of the best bad movies ever. I love how they work out in heels and make suits and drink diet cokes and eat hamburgers and gummy bears and cookie dough.

    "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."

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  2. not being familiar with Romy and whoever... I would feel a lot more embarrassed with this post than your last one ... just sayin' if it was me...

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  3. @TB: Yes, I am trying to get everyone fired :)

    And that is my FAVORITE Romy & Michele quote ever.

    @Heidi: Ha! I never thought of that. I'm sure each and every one of my posts make someone shake their head in shame.

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  4. Feel not shame for your previous post (though if the Prez stops by, give him a big hello from me). Feel mildly impressed that your man looked so deeply into the image you offered that he actually produced an analogy for it.

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  5. Whatever happened to interpretive dance? It needs a comeback. Big time.

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  6. I used to watch Romy & Michelle on repeat when I was little.. ok that was like.. 10 years ago but still, so THANK YOU for posting this! Janeane Garofalo aka HEATHER MOONEY.. brilliant.

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  7. Still have visions of the last post in my head! Clive Owen?

    You still have one of the best blogs unfortunately I will have a picture of buckwheat when reading it for sometime to come.

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  8. I think the kid who played Buckwheat is gorgeous and I would be happy to have a bunch of nappy headed rugrats of my own soon. It's not that big a deal.

    That's where I got the idea for de-Una-browing your sleeping kids. It's how my mom did my little sister's heair growing up.

    What I'm trying not to think about is a pair of panties pulled taut against his forehead.

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  9. In my fantasy world, David Sedaris/Clive Owen/President Obama would love you BECAUSE of the Buckwheat post...
    In the real world, David Sedaris would, at least.

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  10. I don't think I want to go to that happy place. :P

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  11. This is the best part of a fantastic "bad" movie. How can anyone resist the awesomeness of double-dancing with Alan Cummings.

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  12. today i posted a link to your blog on my blog as a recommendation. shortly thereafter, i realized your most recent post was about your...little rascal. i feel as if i introduced people to you at a rather bold moment in your blogging history. i'm sure you endeared yourself to my friends and family. either that or their judging both of us, but rest assured, i found both that post and this one fabulous.

    p.s. don't worry too much. no one reads my blog.

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  13. today i posted a link to your blog on my blog. shortly thereafter, i realized your most recent post was about your...little rascal. i feel as if i introduced readers to you at a rather, shall we say, exposing moment in your blogging history. i'm sure you endeared yourself to my friends and family. either that or their judging both of us, but rest assured, i found both the last post and this one fabulous.

    p.s. don't worry too much, no one reads my blog.

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  14. @Richard: Pshaw, you totally want to go to there.

    @jensen: Yeah, I'm going to blog as much as I can in the next few days to bury that post. Sorry bout that. Thanks for the link though!

    PS: I hope TONS of people start reading your blog. I'll certainly start :)

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  15. Oh Lord, Mr. Obama. Please scroll down and read about the thong.

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  16. Love Romy and Michelle and your littlest Rascal post. Keep them coming. Not a double entendre or anything. Just....keep writing.

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  18. I love that movie! I just watched that at work...without the headphones and I don't care who heard it.

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  19. David Sedaris rocks, and I've always thought your writing style/humor is similar to his, so I'm glad you mentioned him. Therefore, you rock as well. Oh, and just the other day I said "I have no desire to attend my high school reunion, even if I invented post-its." Only my husband seemed to get it, and that's why I love him. Also, I've introduced my older bro to your blog and he likes it so much he sent me an email saying so, and I just thought you should know you're a great funny portion of many a person's day. Thanks. He (my bro) also had a similar story about a deaf girl on his soccer team when he was little that he had a crush on, so he learned to sign "I like you," and she proceeded to flip him the bird.

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