I'm sorry, K8 (GET IT? BECAUSE SHE HAS EIGHT KIDS! I'M SUCH A SCAMP), but since when is plopping on Britney's weave from a year ago considered starting over?
The bangs may be on the other side, but do not kid yourselves: This is the same piece of hair.
Starting over should start with a shower. Followed immediately by a good, swift kick in the ass and maybe also some hot wings.
You know who I bet would like to help you start over, K8? I'll give you a hint: He's right next to you on the cover and he's making "this guy" thumbs (Who has killer abs and owns slightly less Ed Hardy paraphernalia than your douchey ex? Thisguy!).
Seriously, K8. Get on that. Just not in the Jersey Shore hot tub, which I'm pretty sure is a teeming Tanqueray-and-syphillis cocktail.