Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Scenes From a Marriage: Fun With Species

THE SCENE: Suburban Massachusetts, inside Jeff's mom's Audi.

JEFF (pointing to dog peeing by side of road): Is that a Sloughi?
ME: I dunno. You know I'm no good at identifying dogs... or trees.

(We ride in silence for a moment.)

JEFF (pointing to an ash tree or something—like I said, I can't identify trees for shit): Tree or dog?

Oh, my husband thinks he is just so hilarious.

Bitch or birch? Apparently I am kind of retarded.



  1. I have no idea what the heck a sloughi is. do i?

  2. Anonymous4:33 PM


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