JEFF (pointing to dog peeing by side of road): Is that a Sloughi?
ME: I dunno. You know I'm no good at identifying dogs... or trees.
(We ride in silence for a moment.)
JEFF (pointing to an ash tree or something—like I said, I can't identify trees for shit): Tree or dog?
Oh, my husband thinks he is just so hilarious.
Bitch or birch? Apparently I am kind of retarded.